Showing posts with label favorite movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label favorite movies. Show all posts

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Inglorious Basterds Review


Last night I watched Quentin Tarantino's latest film Inglorious Basterds .  I was both bored out of my mind, and excited on the edge of my seat.  A few years ago I watched an episode of Iconoclasts, where Tarantino described his style as jerking the audience off.  Throughout the years, I have watched him take this technique to the extreme. He likes to excite the audience and just before they "orgasm", he takes them back into a very serious/boring scene.  This means that Tarantino has begun to just stretch up to 20 minutes of completely boring scenes into his movies.  During these times, you know that THE MOMENT is coming. I usually like this kind of suspense, but his lasts so long, I find myself leaving the room to get myself a snack, yelling to Allan, "Just tell me if something good happens".   Even worse than this is Tarantino's constant self-referencing within his own movies, the fact that he constantly referencing movies in general.  In a movie like this, most  (or at least myself) will not even know ANY of the references.
     The actors were absolutely terrific in this film.  Brad Pitt was not just an American he was THE American.  He did not even have to speak to be hilarious. Personally, I love the moments where characters are introduced.  He excelled at these. He also spread them through out the movie.   Mélanie Laurent, a french actress, played the female lead.  She was absolutely fabulous as a subservient yet feisty woman, who was able to show wonderful subtleties and varieties of expressions and moods.  She was obviously Tarantino's replacement for the ugly/pretty Uma Thurman.  I was personally, smitten with her odd and lovely face.   I was overwhelmed by Christoph Waltz's performance as the main villain.  He is an Austrian, and reviewing his  history, until this, he has strictly starred in German movies.  You not only hated this character, because of the vile things that he did. You hated the way that he ate food. You would not want this man to touch you with one finger.  I could not ask for more.
      Despite all this complaining, I ended up loving this movie.  Every time I watch a Tarantino movie, I think he's not going to be able to redeem his boring parts until he does.  And when he does, they are absolutely fantastic. I would not have wanted to watch this movie in the theater, because we found ourselves rewinding parts just to re-watch them probably at least 15 times.   The violence and gore was perfect and did not disappoint.  The dialogue was witty and written carefully and thoughtfully.   Towards the end I had my fists clenched near my face in sheer suspense.  I was completely emotionally invested in these characters.
      I would absolutely recommend this movie to anyone who is not offended by subtitles or violence. The end of this movie absolutely gave me a cinematic orgasm.

Friday, January 1, 2010

My Favorite Things

I think the best way to get acquainted with my audience would be to share my favorite movies.  So this is basically a list of ANY of my favorite movies I can think of in absolutely no particularly order. This post change consistently as I begin to love new movies.

*Home Alone - got a thing for Xmas movies and John Hughes.
*The Great Outdoors
*Drop Dead Gorgeous -haven't seen it? rent it. Mockumentary about a MN beauty Pageant.
*The Godfather, and Godfather II- not so much with III
*Goodfellas & Casino
*White Christmas, and I'll just throw Seven Brides for Seven Brothers in there with it.
*The Wes Anderson stuff: Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Darjeeling Limited, Life Aquatic (Rushmore is my favorite, but we'll touch on that later)
*Christopher Guest movies!  This is Spinal Tap, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, the last half of For Your Consideration
*Lost In Translation
*The Ref
*Welcome to the Dollhouse
*Punch-Drunk Love
*Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
*Rocky, Rocky II, Rocky IV,  and I can't make it through Rocky V.  I bawl my eyes out when it gets to the scene with the Mickey flashback.
* First Blood and  Rambo II
*Addams Family and Addams Family Values   (love that Thanksgiving scene)
*They aren't all Judd Apatow, but the following still go together: Superbad, Knocked Up, 40 Year-Old Virgin, Pineapple Express
*Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal,  not Red Dragon
*Uncle Buck
*Magnolia & Boogie Nights
*Sister Act, Sister Act II
*Zoolander
*Talledegha Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby & Anchorman
*Rocky Horror Picture Show
*Barber Shop &   Beauty Shop
*Friday
*Gran Torino
*Precious
*The Year Without a Santa Claus, The Life & Times of Santa Claus, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, The Night They Saved Christmas, 
* specifcally not Gettysburg
*Resevoir Dogs, Jackie Brown
*O Brother Where Art Thou
*Unforgiven
*Million Dollar Baby
*I <3 Huckabees
*Very Bad Things, The Hangover, Swingers
*Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park 2
* I'm really losing faith in Kevin Smith however, Clerks, Clerks 2, Dogma, Zach and Miri Make a Porno
*One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
*Fight Club
*The Usual Suspects
*Apocalypse Now, The Deer Hunter  &  Full Metal Jacket
*Forrest Gump
*Alien
*Saving Private Ryan
*Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill vol. 1, Kill Bill vol. 2, Inglorious Basterds, True Romance
*The Wizard of Oz
*Although Unrelated both Stand By Me & Lean on Me
*V for Vendetta
*X-men, X2, I'm pretty much furious about X-men: The Last Stand
*Orca: The Killer Whale 
*The Weather Man
*Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
*King Kong (2005)
*Rosemary's Baby  As much as I'd hate to admit it The Exorcist. This is because this movie frightens me so bad that I get scared at just the thought of it. That tells me it must be good and effective, but I still hate it.
*Crash (1996). If you haven't seen it, it stars James Spader, Holly Hunter, Elias Koteas, and Roseanna Arquette.  It is about a group of people who are sexually fascinated with car crashes.
*Little Miss Sunshine
*Mulholland Dr.